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I am assuming this is a friendly banter or this guy is really rude.

Don’t smash where you Index Match doesn’t have the same ring to it

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People do rather match in an app today than hookup in a bar

Vlookup? Noob

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Damn CorpDev1 might have the beginnings of an album. Thinking about a collab CorpDev1?

What about in a different business area? 🤔

Yasss Doctor! Leave some bread for the rest of us who like to cuddle where we build a model.

I would never hookup with anybody who uses a lookup. Have to draw a line somewhere

Who is Parik Patel and why is the tweets always hilarious

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To the agency that followed me. Quit going back to old photos and liking them and having people follow me if you can’t reply to a simple message. I feel like I’m being watched but with no intention of building a relationship.

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