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MUST CONSOOM

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He gets it, anon

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BABY YODA!!!!!

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What's the variable component in s&p global , HR is saying only fixed component will be mentioned in offer. Pls guide...

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Have received an interview request with Amazon Ads for a Sr AE role. Are any past or current employees able to share their experience?

Base/variable/equity? How was the work life balance? Were you given autonomy? How did you like working with the product, customers and their place in the market?
Thank you in advance.

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Currently a consultant looking to get into PE

Is it easier to go from my current industry focus to that same industry focus in PE or should I try switching to the finance or capital markets, etc. Groups at my current firm?

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Hi Fishes, your suggestions would be highly appreciated. I have 3 offers in hand. Kindly suggest which one would be better in terms job security, carrier growth and technology.

1. Zeta 26 LPA, 2L joining bonus. ROLE: QA lead
2. ZEE technology and innovations: 24.3 LPA plus 2.7 variable pay. Role: SDET
3. Genpact 27 LPA and 3 L variable pay and 1 L joining bonus. Role: principal consultant.

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Just discovered 90DF and completed my first season (s6) and then Happily Ever After. Some thoughts:
- Began as anti-Larissa but Colt basically wants to keep her as a hostage sex kitten under threat of calling cops if she doesn’t fall in line
- Jon and Fernanda - could’ve been a legit couple, had high hopes for them
- (Tr)Ashley - thoroughly unlikeable, doing it for social media likes
- Andrei is on the slope to domestic abuse
- Azan and Nicole - LOL that is a sham marriage if I ever saw one

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Anyone need reference for these roles...
Let me know

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I’m consulting for a high-growth, VC funded saas and they are ready to bring on their first HR Director who will help define the company’s HR “bones.” Ideas of where to find people who have specifically scaled a startup within the HR function (other than LinkedIn)?

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Anyone knows the TC range for data specialist/SC level at EY? Really appreciate any insights for the team/practices

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Is PwC labs falls under IFS?

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I ordered 4 slices of cake, and had 2 spoonfuls. Immediately regretted the decision.
Now I am overwhelmed with guilt for ordering and eating dessert.

I have a sweet tooth and I'm struggling to give up sugary treats. I am at a point where I need something sweet each time after lunch and dinner. My mental justification for it is that I don't consume any added sugar other than these treats.

Any suggestions for alternative desserts?

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Heyy!! Anyone has any job opportunities in COPENHAGUEN? Thanks in advance!!

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Hi please suggest company to join as an Automation tester 5 yoe, for better career growth in technology and pay scale? Deloitte USI x amount Morningstar x+2

Interviewing with White & Case. Any insight/thoughts?

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Best mother's day gift...

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I'm ready to make the jump to the brand side. Does anyone know of any recruiters that are worth engaging with to help with the transition? Any recos are greatly appreciated!

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Heads up - DCA security line at Terminal C backed up this morning, TSAPre as well

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Does anybody know of any fast track promotions or instant status with IHG hotel program for PwC or in general?

What do you do when you really want to talk to a guy/text him even though you just started talking. I don’t want to look too desperate. I think I should just wait it out bc if he wanted to contd

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Guys, a girl texted me and whatever I asked she just replied with a single word and didn't ask me anything. I felt we need to go hard to impress this unknown girl and I felt very low so I left the bowl.

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Does anyone have any good consulting starter pack memes? Post here!

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May be delayed for my flight ....

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Apply "consultant" patch to update to operations 1.11

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Everyday
All day

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Hey that’s me

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Happy Fly Day!

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3 work-streams....why not make it 4

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All recaps at the end of company-wide mandatory web-based training

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The new Justice League movie is just a long story about a client situation that got so bad the project team had to escalate all the way to a partner named Clark Kent

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Feeling Monday like ...

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Tech always works for everyone but people, who can fire you.

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The best kind of coffee.

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I need more coffee ...

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You do you, boo ✌🏼🐯

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on point 😂😭😫

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Hearing the partner agree to out of scope work on the call

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Oh the truth...

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I’m tired of pretending

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We can't go to hell if we're already there

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