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I want them to load it with implementation and behind the scenes reality shows:

— A Property Brothers-like show in which crews figuratively smash sledgehammers to tear down workflow rules and process builders and Visualforce pages to refactor old-ass orgs

— A Hell’s Kitchen-style show in which crews of junior and seasoned WITCH consultants try to put apps together while a CTA yells and swears at them because they have no bleeping clue

— A Bachelorette-like special event in which a myriad of offshore recruiters posing as living stateside try to hook up with a moderately qualified solution architect with an inflated LinkedIn profile

— A limited event series based on Undercover Boss in which Benioff cross dresses in brownface to discover that the DEI situation inside Salesforce is less than ideal

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