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Went in the restroom just now, reached down and realized zipper was already down. First time to bathroom today. It's late in the day.

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Turn your front pockets inside out, pull out your one-eyed trouser snake, and tell your colleagues and client that you are an elephant. Do it! 🐍🐘

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You went the whole day without a bathroom trip? You strong bladder guy you!

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It's Friday- why are you wearing real pants?

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I have to agree with A1 on this

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Drink more water

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