Went out to dinner with my wife and on the way home after driving 40 minutes she tells me she left her purse at the restaurant 🙄 we had to go all the way back and I told her to grab my hat and wallet while she was at it. 

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Is the confession that you’re a bad storyteller

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I forgot my wallet and hat 😂

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A match made in heaven hahaha

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I don’t understand why many are commenting that they don’t get the joke... 🤔

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Were you both drunk and forgetful or is this a dad joke? Lol

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It’s a dad joke 😂

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I don’t get it. Can someone explain 🤪

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What D1😭

We already saw this tik Tok, dude

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I appreciated the joke

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🤦🏼‍♀️

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Did you make this up? Or is this your story?

You literally stole this story from iFunny or ticktock. Don’t lie 😒

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