Went to the bathroom. Partner walked in and not only set up at the urinal next to me, but started asking me when I was gonna have some work done for him. There were dividers but come on man.

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Sorry what kind of work?

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Ha ha. I’m in tax.

Power trip is real in that one huh

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Tell the partner you don't talk about business while you are taking care of business.

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Stunned silence and I caught my dick in my zipper as I was trying to gtfo.

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You could have turned towards him to respond and ‘accidentally’ peed on him

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yikes

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This is hilarious

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That’s why you always go in the stall

This message brought to you by the #stallgang

The stall is reserved for sit downs. You should be fired!

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Not a big deal to me... I’m cool with chatting deliverable timing at the urinal. Would be weird between stalls though.

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