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We're all going a little crazy

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Please refrain from any and all posts making light of and/or contributing to the stigma associated with mental illness. Thank you

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🙄 if you can’t take a joke don’t come to a place designated for them.

Most people, myself included, can work through and laugh at their own issues as a way to lighten the load we carry on a daily basis.

Your attitude of intolerance does more to hinder people’s healing than it helps so please just speak for yourself if you feel personally targeted or just grow some thicker skin. Thank you.

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Would you rather spend your savings on a graduate degree or a down payment for a home?

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How much does EY offer for a cybersecurity consultant right out of college in texas?

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I was let go today after several years of service. Really disappointing to get let go but what really hurt was that my insurance was terminated today as well. This firm makes enough money to at least extend its terminated employees insurance for a month or 2. Not to mention the severance was quite low. Hope you all have better luck than I!

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Hey Fishes, can you help urgently with joining bonus criteria of PWC AC Kolkata, what is the time period to return it, in case of leaving the firm.

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Can anybody at Spotify tell me a bit about the application security interview process? Just put in an application for the position and would like any sort of insights on who they are looking for. There was no specific qualifications for the experience they're looking for besides being very general. Could I have a shot with 1 YOE in a direct app sec engineering role?

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It’s very discouraging to continuously receive these rejection emails. With 9 years of supply chain experience, I am not sure why I would not be able to at least get an interview for entry level roles that require no experience. Not just this one pictured but others as well. I’ve applied to maybe 60 positions since May, both mid level and “entry” and no interviews. I’ve had my resume professionally re-written twice. Not sure where the disconnect is. Anyone else going through this same thing?

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What are the best hompanies for credit risk analyst profile?

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I am an IT manager in a Telcom company. I am a Canadian wanting to move to Florida. Any advice what Telcom companies are in there. Do they hire Canadians? Any Canadians who had applied tn visa before? Please advise

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Any idea when the Sloan official letters are getting released?

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I just ran away from my abusive ex (we’re not married) and am in desperate need for a real estate lawyer in Texas to help me fighting this battle. If you know anyone and wouldn’t mind refer me, I’d really appreciate!! Thank you!

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Coach

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Has anyone had the opportunity to interview/work with Merilytics? If yes, how was it and would you recommend it to others?

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Moment of desperation - this sweet girl we’ve named Lucy is in need of a forever home. Eado stray we took in - SO sweet. Just needs more attention than we can give her. Any help is appreciated!

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anyone recently sent their passport for copr? what was the turnaround time? i’m located in new york and will be sending the passport the the nyc vac if that makes a difference.

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I got an offer from company A. I have accepted the offer and submitted the necessary documents. They have initiated bgv.

Now i got a better offer at company B. Can i reject company A?

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I'm looking for referrals in Maersk and Unisys for Information Security Analyst and currently having 1yr exp(including notice period). Looking forward for any help from here.

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Hi,

Can anyone help me with a referral for Amazon. I have the job details with me.

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I saw a ton of promotions at KPMG. Any of y’all care to share position, salary, location?

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Adapted from an earlier post🐝

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To all the military vets out there, change my mind.

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Not sure which bowl to post this, but reflecting back on this decade, if your experience were to make into a movie, which year was the climax? Let it be personal/professional/emotional.

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I feel you Michael

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When the firm replaces the engagement manager and the first thing they do is tell the client to step up and take some ownership of THEIR project.

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😩 ... back when you had no class on Fridays, free food from somewhere on campus, and blind hope about the future ...

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Oh, well. Whatever. Nevermind.

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Happy Monday everyone

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Hey! Just checking in with you to see if we are still on for this call you wanted to have. Lmk.

Thanks!

Please think of the trees before you decide to print this passive aggressive email

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Me yesterday, today, and most likely tomorrow

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Partner sending feedback after reviewing my deck...

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It's like they were there with me Thursday...

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When your boss gives you extra responsibilities on Monday but you’re resigning on Friday

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When you have been delayed all day...

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Please don’t do this tho

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Me every day

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Do you realize if you do it at 11:59 on December 31st and the clock strikes midnight it will be same shit different decade

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My inner monologue is a little rusty

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Cant get client to attend meetings, respond to emails or provide required information for past 3 months...

Four day weekend rolls around, client schedules meeting on Friday to discuss . 🤦🏻‍♀️

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