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We’re refinancing our mortgage and the title company made a $400 error in our final settlement statement ahead of closing tomorrow. Husband just recreated the statement in Excel and did a SUMIF and I’ve never been prouder. He’s probably getting laid tonight.

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Can only imagine what sexual perk he gets for vlookup

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If you can do a vlookup, just get over here right now

Damn, sex is meritocratic these days??

I didn’t say he did the SUMIF well. Or even that it was the best formula for the circumstances. But it was money, baby. $400 to be exact. Suck it, title company.

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