WFH game: post a wfh story but replace SO, kid, dog, cat, etc with “coworker.”

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My coworker took off all of her clothes and stood on a chair yelling at everyone waving her diaper around threateningly.

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My “coworker” yelled at everyone but sadly did not remove her clothes. I expect we’re about 72 hours from a full “lord of the flies” incident and that I’ll be “piggy”.

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Today after he woke up from his post-lunch nap, my 2 year old coworker yelled into my office that he had a poo-poo. Upon arriving in his room...uh, office, I found out that my coworker had poo going all the way up his back to where you could see it at his shirt collar.

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My co worker exploded pasta sauce all over the microwave and just left it there

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My coworker meowed back to my manager on all my calls today. When I told her to shut up, she climbed and resolutely sat on my keyboard with her butt in the air.

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In recruitment and I am finishing up my masters in Industrial organizational psychology. I want to break into consulting and start somewhere. I was thinking about getting into Talent acquisition or operations. I have management experience in retail and one year and change for the government. Totaling 5 years about. I am doing recruitment now for almost a year straight. I would prefer work from home or travel and work with different companies.

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Hi Fishes, I wanted to know if I am required to pay a Notice period buyout of worth 2.5 lacks for Citi where I worked for only 5 months. Actually, I left because of remote opportunity. An ex employee of Tata Consultancy , Accenture and Fiserv, Inc Reason for asking is , I got opportunity to give interviews of Amazon , Google and Walmart after open to work while working at Citi !! Thanks!

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Hi,
I have an 8 years of experience in Manual testing in mobile and web application and in API testing. Kindly refer me for the relevant positions in your organisation for Gurgaon location or for Remote(WFH) opportunities. My last working day is 31st Aug 2022.
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Do any of your companies offer coworking benefits? For instance if you’re fully remote, do they offer a monthly stipend to be used at coworking locations near you? Or anything similar in nature?

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I posted here some months back about my ectopic pregnancies but today, I'm posting to tell you all to hang in there and God will do it for you. (Please don't insult me of you don't believe in God because I strongly do).
In a nut shell, we had baby #1 without trying. Started trying for #2 and over 2 years, I had 4 miscarriages and 2 ectopics. In July, my doc informed me that the only way forward was through IVF. I was tired and confused. I PRAYED! and continued trying. (The rest in the comments.)

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Wanting to switch from my corporate job to a remote job as medical virtual assistant. Any recommendations where to apply?

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COVID makes me both relieved I don't have a kid, and also wish for a kid at the same time

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6 months pregnant and just laid off. And 40% of my severance was just taken in taxes .. I just spoke with paid family leave and I no longer qualify even though I had been paying into the program (thanks NY).. I already applied for unemployment but doctors are telling me I’ve got 10-14 weeks left in this pregnancy.. so stressed having twins and being unemployed, no maternity leave, no paychecks coming in, and I’ve been applying but not a single interview.. just ugh. 😭

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Hi all, I am currently serving notice period in SAP. I have one year of experience as a Java backend developer. I need referral in any company urgently as I had to resign because I couldn’t relocate to Bangalore due my mother’s health issues. I am open to work remotely or ready to relocate to delhi ncr. I have knowledge in Java, Springboot, MySQL, Git, Docker etc

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A quick question:
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Hi,
CCTC including all benefits is 16.57 with 8.3 YOE, primarily focused on Manual Testing.
Is it worth looking for another opportunity?
I am afraid after seeing layoffs news of EPAM, Publicis Sapient & most of the other companies calling employees in the office.
I love my WFH in PwC India & base location of Kolkata. & the best thing is stability in PwC India, they never lay off!!

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I want to brag on my kid, but I don’t want to embarrass him, so I’m doing it here. My college sophomore found out today that he ended up with a B in his accounting class - which is remarkable, given that he received a 50 on his first exam and a 70 on his second. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen him work this hard - and I couldn’t be more proud. The grades that come easily don’t impress me nearly as much as the ones that are hard fought.

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What’s the total compensation for Salesforce Administrator of 7 yrs of experience with master degree. Got opportunity in Carmel, IN, the position can be remote as well

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Found a most enlightening work on decolonial history with tons of TIL moments especially about Anti Colonial movements in Egypt, China, Japan and course India in the 19th and 20th centuries. Most histories this period often adopt a Euro-centric lens but this book flips it and tells the stories of these turbulent times from the vantage point of the pioneering Asian leaders like Tagore, Al Afghani, Kang Youwei etc. Lovers of Asian history would surely appreciate this book

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Hi all. I am licensed in life, accident and health and am looking for new opportunities. I’ve been working in employee benefits in a small brokerage firm on a book of business of over 400 clients, I’m the only account manager. We’ve had 100% employer retention since I’ve been here. I am a high performer, but not sure I’m valued much at all . I want to reach the top and become partner in my career ; this is why I went to work for a small firm. My boss favors others when I do the most work!!

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I posted here some months back about my ectopic pregnancies but today, I'm posting to tell you all to hang in there and God will do it for you. (Please don't insult me of you don't believe in God because I strongly do).
In a nut shell, we had baby #1 without trying. Started trying for #2 and over 2 years, I had 4 miscarriages and 2 ectopics. In July, my doc informed me that the only way forward was through IVF. I was tired and confused. I PRAYED! and continued trying. (The rest in the comments.)

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Anyone getting their LPL emails on an iPhone? I'm wondering how hard they look at the Phone at the annual audit. Not that I'm doing anything they can't see, I'm just always paranoid.

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Hi ,

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Hi, I am a full stack developer earning 10 lakh and having 4 years of experience.
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Where do I start if I want to take therapy?

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In 2020 I made a few huge changes, I left my world of fashion/sales, retail operations and L&D and I moved countries and eventually found my way to Tech. I currently am in Sales Enablement, which I do love, but I want to grow.

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Would love some insight, and also would need some help adjusting my resume to fit the tech landscape.

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Does Salesforce as an employer sponsor Mega back door IRA?

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Stop comparing success.

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