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What a dumpster fire project!! When will this end

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Yes. That's the one thing I love about Consulting. It's someone else's problem after a few months.

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When the client runs out of money to burn. Then it’s on to the next dumpster fire

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The beatings will continue till morale improves

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Said Consulting Employee about their Important Stretch Role for Cornerstone Project on High Potential Growth Account. “It’s an opportunity for you to step up,” said Account Leadership, as they slowly disassociated themselves with the project.

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Tomorrow

Probably not on time, or when you expect it to stop burning. Just the way it is.

When you fix it.

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