What are some cute flirty things to say to slide into someone’s MS teams?

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Are you my pinky toe, bec I wanna bang you on all my furniture.

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What that mouth do

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In that case the mouth does things besides speaking

HR getting real bold these days

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Send them memes

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This. I wasn’t even interested in her - I just wanted a meme buddy. Well one thing led to another!

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Sliding into someone's MS teams is a creeper move and could also open you up to trouble from HR.

Go hunt in another forest, preferably one not work-related.

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As long as you're respectful and listen to their cues it should be okay. I've been asked out by 3 different people over skype at work. I'm not bragging, I just work in a mostly male dominated industry. I ended up marrying one of them.

Are you my work, because I want to slam you on the table and do you all night long.

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I miss precedented times....

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Sir, I have the TPS report ready for your review...

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I’ve gotten great reviews and great work from my firm. One partner I just hate working for, though. She micromanages and sometimes it feels like she’s trying to embarrass me. Any advice?

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Hi Fishes,

Going through interview for Senior Data Analyst role -
Uber Hyderabad.

Skillset - Business Analytics & Intelligence, SQL, Python, Azure, Power BI

YOE - 5.6 | CCTC - 11 lpa | Counteroffer EY GDS - 18 lpa

Kindly provide any ballpark number/range of CTC at market standards for Uber for above profile?  Uber

Thanks in advance ;)

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I was interviewed by one of the Clients of UST and at the last moment I got an offer from UST Bangalore & would be deployed to client location in Bangalore.

How is the experience with such setup at ust

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There was discussion before about how to deal with company drinks. Just say it out loud. “I’m an alcoholic.” I would be more proud of that than the cowardice I deal with daily to even stop.

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I’ve been a mid-level manager (Sr Operations Manager) for the last three years. Been in my industry for 10 years. I feel I have plateaued in my career path. I’m trying to promote to a Director of Operations role in house and looking at outside opportunities as well. I feel like it’s taken longer to obtain this position than my previous roles. Any advice from Sr/Exec Management to be more self aware and fill in the holes to finally hit the finish line?

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I have given an interview in CitiusTech in a drive conducted by them .

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After how much time can i expect from then to get the results?

Do they inform if the candidate is not selected or so?

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UST Global

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Anyone know the best place to live in Austin, TX if you work at Tesla? I didn’t want a super far drive going into work so was hoping to find something 20 minutes or less.

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Im about to purchase my first serious watch - thinking a GMT2 in a 116713 variant. I have a smaller wrist though, so wondering could it look to big?
And what are people’s thoughts on 116713 - too flashy? I don’t want to be “too flashy”

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This will be the first year I’m teaching both middle and high school. I wanted to be careful to decorate in ways that were more suitable for both, so I added a little wall of quotes. Yaye or nay??

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Public entity defense- what are some interesting issues that arise in cases?

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Hi guys,

I have B.E and MS degree in mechanical engineering.
What is the average salary for CAE engineers in India with 2 yrs of experience post master studies?
I joined as a freshman with 4LPA in 2020 and now I got placed for 7.5LPA

Am I underpaid or should I negotiate for more ?

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Hi Fishes, I have 2.2 Yoe in wipro, working as a project Engineer on Java, Devops, Azure cloud.
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Thanks a bunch!

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Hi everyone, was anyone able to sell their Accenture Shares and withdraw the funds from UBS? I have received the money from sale in my UBS account but unable to find an option to withdraw them… If you have managed to wire them to your bank account could you please share how? Thanks

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Anyone ever had sex in the office, not the home but corporate one?

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Today marks a year since my best friend’s death. We actually hadn’t known each other too long bc I met him at work. Maybe 5 years but we connected so well. He died from a fatal accident last year. He had so much ahead of him. I miss him a lot today because I got a job offer from a company I told him that I wanted to work for, when he was alive. And I can only say this but I also had a secret crush on him. (Continued)

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There is an affair brewing next to me at the airport bar literally as I type this...to be continued...

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How do you take your morning beverage. And what do you think that says about you?

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It drives me unjustifiably insane when somebody says "high five" and sticks out there hand for a low five.

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I was today years old when I found out Janssen, Johnson & Johnson, and SC Johnson are 3 separate companies

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Went on a first date, thought it was like a 6-7 out of 10 connection and with some red flags, but then she was so honest and cute the way we said bye that my heart melted into a puddle. Now I can't get her out of my head and am like a little kid excited for Disneyland anticipating date two. I'm in trouble 😅

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While away from home, I miss my pet more than I miss my partner 😬🥲🥲

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Update on my boss-adjacent, hot F Director who made the “tied down” comment/hint/signal/joke - she scheduled a “work dinner” at 6:30pm today for me and her to chat about the strat deck I’ve built as a follow up from yesterday’s meeting. Anyone think she saw me blush lightly at her comment yesterday and she’s making a move, or is this strictly work related?

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I think I care more about the body and not the face because we can always turn the lights off.

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Not sure what to do, senior director F stopped me in the parking garage to chat and suggest a “after hour dinner 1:1” tomorrow not sure where this is going but I said yes

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How do you feel when somebody constantly reminds you of how much they help you?

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What’s the point of life? Why do we exist? What does it even mean to exist

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So many Fishes in this pond looking for fun. Just put yourself out there and ask.

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If you knew someone you use to date purposely removed you from social media, would you try to add them back? I removed someone I dated 2 years ago and she’s trying to re-follow me. 🙃

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Went out of a case interview one hour ago. Just checked LinkedIn, and the company just posted the reposted the position I am interviewing 35 minutes ago.

I am feeling like shit

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Just started on a new team. It’s the 3rd week here and I’m trying to get rid of this feeling that I should be doing something…? As lame as this sounds, I want to dive into actual work. How do I share this with my lead?

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What do you honestly think of scorpios? ♏️ I know we get a bad rep but I’m curious to hear what people think, good or bad

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My garage's Early Bird rate ($9 vs $17) ends at 8:00am. Hope this is a harbinger of an excellent Friday

Have a great day, everyone!

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