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What are some job titles that make you crack up everytime you hear it? I can't help it when someone says they are a backend developer

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A high concept, low profile, medium range ballistic missionary. A streetwise smartbomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties; I tell power lies; I take power naps; I take victory laps. I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot, slamdunk rain maker with a pro-active outreach, a raging workaholic, a working rage-a-holic, out of rehab and in denial. I

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President of the United States of America

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Strategy consultant

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Scrum Master

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Penetration tester 😁

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Head Receiver (grocery store's senior person in the receiving / truck loading area)

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Data Evagenlist

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Beet farmer

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Lol we actually had a thing going on my last project. When one of our colleagues said he was placed on 'Backend Penetration Testing' 😂

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Data Wrangler

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*professional blogger, online food critic, style consultant.

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One of my clients' official title in their system was "computer operator" 😳

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Growth hacker

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Definitely strategy consultant.

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Bed tester

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"Social Media Expert"

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When I worked in industry we had a guy whose role was "order promiser". I used to joke he had the easiest job in the building

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My wife always chuckles when we are watching football and the Tight End is mentioned

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Blaster Painter

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