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Go into director’s office early in the morning to throw away all his pens
Wow you just made my day. Thank you ! LMAO
Left work at 6pm
Went into the partner's office late one night when everyone else was gone and solved his rubics cube.
A year later and no one ever solved the mystery. I thought he would find it funny but the fact that it was never spoken of makes me wonder if I crossed a line.
Taken an extra pen from the supply room for personal use. How about yourself OP?
EY35 same here.
Glad that's the extent of your wild side!
When I was a staff, I heard a story about a (former) manager who got the boot after starting to run his boat payments through his expense report.
More recently I personally know a partner who was let go (big 4) for running personal items through his expense report. Silly way to loose a 7 figure career and personal reputation and credibility.
I also know of a former partner who got caught in an FBI sting sharing inside info. Another dumb way to lose a great career, etc.
All crazy and stupid things to do.
Sounds preachy....but we all need to do the right thing at all times. We cant allow ourselves to cross the line. Once we lose our integrity, we are done. On my team, zero tolerance for crossing the line.
I have seen just bonuses for partners at firms like EY well over the millions so I know that salary is def too low .
I sometimes kill the coffee at work and don’t remake a new pot.
well that special place starts with getting the bottom of the pot...that shit is nasty!
This is a trap. Definitely a post by Karen from compliance
Nope! It's Lauren from Legal
Sat on a different floor of the home office and lied to my team that I was out at another client for the week
I did this a lot back in the day 😂 sometimes we just need space from these people man
Sex in a partner’s office
With? What rank ru and her/him?
I (Tax) took Audit’s Friday donuts 🍩
I married my client :)
No not any longer for sure. He is now a controller, that would be bad for sure.
DB partner at work has a mini fridge in his office. Opened all the beers. Didn’t take any
Asked for a promotion 😂
Sometimes I say “lol” in group chats but I’m not actually laughing out loud 😬
Lol
Helped plan a work Happy Hour for the industry group and the partner that was supposed to pick up the tab had to leave early so he asked me to pick it up. We were nowhere close to hitting the budget for the HH so I took it upon myself to buy 4 shots of Louis XIII before I closed out (for me and the three others that were left at the end of the event).
That's pretty much top of the line cognac. A symbol of luxury if you will. A small bottle usually runs 4k and a big bottle runs 10k. The bottle itself is made of crystal and can be sold for as much as 500 for just the empty bottle. It's made by Remy Martin. If you ever tried their XO this is right up your alley.
I listened to Tupac on YouTube. Not the "clean" version.
All eyes on you now
Hmmmm. Jammed through lunch as breakfast!
Charge 0.1 hrs for a 5 minute discussion.
Is there an FY21 code open for following up on this?
I’ve neglected my wife and two kids for the last six years - three years to make partner and three years as partner...
How do you Right the ship?
Not reported actions of the partner (what could be done anyway?).