I'm definitely more productive remote. The office just provides too many opportunities for socializing. Plus I wouldn't feel ethical billing my client for my midday nap.
When your Midwestern client discovers the remnant henna on your hands from your friends wedding and thinks you have skin disease #cantmakethisup
I called in sick today and ended up watching "Walking Dead" marathon while having soup in bed. Almost felt like college days. Except when the phone rang and I had to take an urgent client call.
The discrepancy between the time I spend making PPT presentations and the client spends reviewing them is horrifically absurd
Is it true that EY is saving on travel costs by parking motor homes outside client sites? Genius!
What are some of the oldest tools or technology you've seen at your firm or a client that needs desperate upgrading?
Choosing to be homeless for the next 3 months. Pad rented out to airbnber. Hopefully my project will keep me on for that time. I’m single, no kids and homeless. And loving it. #homelessconsultant
Met my boyfriend at my previous client. Now he's working for Accenture too...now we crossed paths again at the same client/and same team. Anyone else meet their significant other at a client site?
Client used the word "paradigm" 8x and "skin the cat" 3x during a 30 minute conference call
When you say you work in "client services" and people at the airport think you're a prostitute #consulting
That moment when you dial in to a client call remotely and they have printed agendas for the live team and no one sent an electronic version to you. #wtfisgoingon
Starting project in Orlando next week. Looking forward to abusing my AMEX and dignity at Rainforest Cafe.
When the client you can't stand tells your team to be on call over the holiday break... #byefelicia
Senior asked new staff to go to a client meeting alone, new staff asked me (acting senior) to accompany her. Two minutes into the meeting and we realized it was walking into a warzone with a toy gun.
Traveling for the holidays, and greeted with Accenture transforming business ads in every airport terminal. If only the firm can be as creative in their client engagements as they are in their ad making.
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How great would office emojis be in this app?
How many first year analysts here started as interns? What did you guys do to get those jobs?
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PwC'ers - what was your pay as an experienced associate and as a senior associate? Wanna know what to expect my raise to be. Glass door has proven to be quite inaccurate.
Just read the SOW for my new project, and it says "... will work the standard 44 hour work week." Typo or are the people smoking something?
If I have 1-2 years of professional analytics experience in the tech industry (Silicon Valley), would should be my salary range when I move into industry?
Male fish - what do you all do about chest and back hair? I sadly grow lot of body hair and hate it. Also is it weird to trim armpit hair?
When a client changes their mind about a model you're running without telling you and then sends a ranting email as if they did #oblivious
Well 🐠 fam, I finally did it. I finally found the one thing worse than accidentally saying “Love you” at the end of a business call...the accidental eggplant emoji text to your new supervisor.
Accenture strategy, shout out your salary! Please state years at level and MBA or not. Thanks!
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