What are the funniest lingos used in tech?

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Let’s put a pin in this!

My absolute least favorite! Ugh!

Let's circle back.

Semantic elements. I can hear my dad saying, "Don't give me any semantics!"

"Revert back" instead of Respond or Reply

That is just bizarre. I might have to vote for this one.

let's touch base offline, throw it in the sandbox, square the circle

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