What are the most facepalm things people have said when asking about careers / trying to get hired at your company?

I had “so is [your specialization] an easier way to get into MBB? Newsflash - if your looking for easy - this is NOT the place for you!

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“I obviously want to target MBB but have to be realistic so applying to EY-P too”
😭😭

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Congratulations on all your success.

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“Can we fast forward to the part where you issue me a referral and tell me about the interview process?”

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Dont worry G I was joking but yikes youre 🥶

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As a student, I accidentally facepalmed during a coffee chat. “Wow you did a history degree? How did you get in then?” 🤭🤭 they were nice about it but I still think about it sometimes

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When I was still interviewing for my firm in undergrad, one of the interviewers (about 3YOE) started to proactively talk about their Psych degree.

“I graduated from X with a Psych degree and I know it’s a bit of an unorthodox path but it helped me in consulting by....”

They're not looking for "easy", they're looking for "possible for me".

Maybe pharma is a good spot you’d recommend?

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Anybody have thoughts on OCIO work as a potential finance exit op?

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So, a recruiter gave me feedback that my lack SPHR or SHRM-SCP is causing my resume to be knock out by AI and human recruiters despite my position and work history in Multinationals and being in Technology. They suggested that we put SPHR ( Lapsed). I let it lapse in 2017. What is your opinion? Plus if I were to take another certification - should I take SPHR or SHRM-SCP?

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Currently in my 3rd Year finance major. Been wondering about the prospect of joining Investment banking and Wealth management. Do bigger banks offer better comp than funds? What are the best ways to boost my chances to join either?

For those who went from tier-2 to MBB, what was the process like?

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Which company would you join?

I currently work in Sales with the intention of moving over to marketing in the near future. I received two offers for BDR/SDR roles from
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Help!

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YOE : 7.2
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I have applied for different profiles. I see profiles matching to my skillset in Cloud Services.

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How are the projects in C1 BU? Are these legacy projects built on ASP or have other tech stacks as well? Any input on tech stack and business unit?

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When I was in undergrad I punched out one of the MBB recruiters who was on campus at my college bar. Didn’t realize until 6 months later, that might be why I never got a first round interview.

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