What are your IKEA must haves for the baby?

Don't even care that I am going to be waking up at ungodly hours and that i'll be running a project for my least favorite client... because I'll be in Chicago baby!

Does Monday morning 8 am flight rituals turn you into a baby hater (on a plane?)

No idea when I'm quitting but I can't wait to send my ready-made "farewell" email draft. Had this baby ready for the last 3 months.

Any moms out there? Finding it really tough to work in consulting and be with my kid for only a few hours a day. Luckily I'm local, but not sure how long that will last.

Child crying at the gate at 6:45am- bad morning to have forgotten to charge the noise cancelling headphones. #rookiemistake

If Excel and Tinder had a baby = the perfect app.

When my maternity leave is the only "real" vacation I've had in years

Sure enough, had nightmares of puppy-monkey-baby.

It's not Sunday, so I'm pretty sure the shouts to the Heavenly Father from next door means my colleague has a life... 😞 #hotellife #thinwalls #itsonlyMonday #cantremembermylasttime

Kid (clearly a consultant of lesser age than me) tried to cut me in premier boarding line. I blocked him. He's now in a middle seat next to me. Hope he's not planning on having to go to the bathroom.

Not staffed but yet I look forward to Thursday's like a kid on Xmas eve #blessup

Why is there always at least one crying baby or toddler on every red eye flight?

Who brings a crying baby on a 6am flight? 🙄

Timing your pregnancy to have a busy season baby #HowToWinAtAudit

Told my mother the best travel purchase I've made was a fire stick... Her response was "are you really that single?" 😑

To the shitty kid crying on the plane: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills. And I will find you, and I will kill you.

I feel like a mother f*king zombie.

12 yo kid sitting next to me on a cross country redeye was doing his best Voldemort impression the entire time...gotta admit though, the dude was pretty good.

Sitting next to a baby on the plane playing with his moms iPhone. Little bastard is setting alarms... This tops em all.

Made this scotch drink at home, mother effer is it strong.

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when your project is over budget but somehow finds $10K for the holiday party 💁🏼

pwc: are we getting a 4 day weekend for Labor Day? (Like July 4th)

How do you lose that game Boston???!!!

If I were to accept a role at EY in GPS and fail to get a clearance what are the odds that EY will place me somewhere else?

Prepare for long ride to Ohare. United terminal overrun with emergency vehicles. No idea what's going on

Stuck sharing a room for 2 weeks w/ my sister's fiancé. Turns out he has undiagnosed sleep apnea. One week in, haven't slept more than 3 hours in a row & now woke up with a chest cold. MERRY CHRISTMAS

How did "we" move up to #12 for Fortune's top companies to work for. Didn't really notice a dif in the past year to deserve moving up 30+ spots...

At experienced hire training .. every one looks bored as fuck !!

In general, how many years at the Manager level until getting promoted to SM? What is the minimum, average, and suggested amount of time?

How much time does it take to learn building Data Models in VISIO if you have absolutely no idea?

Anyone other consultants in downtown Chicago up for a drink? 30/M

Thursdays are the new Fridays! Happy Travel Day 🐟🐠🐟🐠

Flying out of Newark on United this Thurs evening for the first time. Somebody mentioned to leave at least an hour for security. Anybody else agree/disagree with this advice?

It's pathetic & sad when you have to scroll waaay down in your messages app to find a non-work related text.

Anyone stay at the Le Royal Meridien Beach Resort and Spa in Dubai? If so, how was your experience?

I love global projects. I despise doing them from the United States.

Anyone in EY willing to share insight on FIDS?