What are your stay-home Saturday Routines?


I wake up, feed doggos, workout, hot shower, have breakfast, chop wood, make a fire, cold shower, have lunch, cuddle doggos in front of the fire, put on 1960s movies I’ve seen 100 times, sip whiskey/tequila, read until dinner, workout, cold shower, sleep.

Bonus points if you can guess what films are playing or books I’m reading!

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Early wake up (515)
Weed the exterior garden
Harvest & water the garden
Chop wood (winter is coming)
Stack wood
Seed new seedlings in hydroponic shed
Harvest and check water system in hydroponic system
Clean solar panels
Feed ducks and let them out into their run
Move one wheelbarrow of rocks for the new wall (uphill)
Weed the landscape beds.
Breakfast: SEC w/hash browns (on the sandwich), S&P + hot sauce on a roll; venti whatever the wife wants from Sbucks.
Shower - sex - shower again
Internally clean the whole house - 5th Saturday = dusting. Ugh. Least favorite. Sheets and towels in the laundry. Ironing dress clothes for next month.
Scheduled payment of all August 1 bills.
Budgeted for September.
Booked flights for September vacation.
Talked to sister and BIL about upcoming visit.
Planned next weekend's chores.
Inventoried household goods, set grocery pickup for missing items.
Lunch: veggies and hummus. Beer: Hell & High Watermelon.
Books and hammocks ~ 2 hrs.
Shower
Grad party for college kid from church.
Home
Ducks back in their coop. Refill their water.
Dinner: buffalo chicken dip, veggies, multigrain chips. Moscow mule for the wife, Foghorn for me (mule made with gin).
Board games - Cascadia. She won one, I won one.
Sex
Bath bomb, red wine and kindle for the wife.
Destiny 2 for me.
Bedtime in ~35 minutes?

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Nice to meet you, friend!
Might I recommend Lars Mytting's book, Norwegian Wood?
Phenomenal non fiction.

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^ thinly veiled dating profile right here

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🥰😘
Sorry, not available.

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Fake news. There’s no fapping on your list

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That’s entirely possible; I grew up less wealthy and so never did pay for lessons 🤷

Stimulants
Karaoke
Gym

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Wtf, sip whiskey and then work out? The audacity…

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💯 on unstructured time

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Here’s mine.

Wake up. Get kids to eat breakfast. Eat breakfast for 5 mins. Entertain kids until lunch time. Get kids to eat lunch. Eat my lunch in 5 mins. Entertain kids again until dinner. Get kids to eat dinner. Eat dinner. Bathe the kids. Quick shower. Get kids to bed. Freedom!!!

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Superhero indeed. We’re still figuring out our workday routines. Generally, I hold meeting office hours then watch kids then do evening email sweep.

Tell me you don’t have kids without….

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Nah just sperm bank donations.

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Coffee (double espresso) and read WSJ
Basic household tasks
Short workouts several times during the day
Lunch at some point
Out by the pool for an hour
Shower
Probably work some, or study Italian
Errand or two
Dinner
Drinks
Movie/streaming

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Makes sense! Credit to you vacationing in Cairo; I love North Africa but stick to Morocco, Algeria, & Tunisia (my French gets me by there)

Netflix and chill🧐

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S3E2 😭😭😭

Three showers??
Watching North by Northwest? I’m a Hitchcock and Cary Grant fan.

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It’s a Saturday luxury; but also just hygienic after working out? Not like hour long showers. (Unless I’m chopping wood)

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Saturday routine:
Wake up
Pee
Take meds
Brush teeth
Feed dog
Wait 1hr
Take more meds
eat something
Death scroll on the internet looking at current events/memes/news for about 2hrs.
Drive to the park and walk for an hour while playin pokemongo
shower, climb in bed and hug my dog and wonder what do I even want in life
Feed dog
Wait for ufc to start
Watch ufc online with strangers
feel sad and go to sleep

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I mean I said I go walk in the park for an hour, that's enough.

Workout, farmers market, walk around the city or sit in the sun, stop by the closest market, turn on all the tvs in the apartment and watch Netflix on my phone while blasting the heat to 80 degrees 😄

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I’m sure that more than offsets the heat blast tbh

This sounds nice - where do you live?

Ahh makes sense with the fireplace. I pictured you living in the woods in a cabin lol. I am in California. Too warm for a fireplace so I blast the heat

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