What chain is your company? I'll start: ZS is In-N-Out.
Quality for a good price. Specialized, narrow focus. Careful about expanding. People hear good things, but most have no experience with us 🤣

Booz Allen Hamilton is McDonalds.

We were a pioneer, but now our menu is a bloated mess. Our backers (partners at HQ) have some good ideas but the franchisees (partners in the geographies) hate them and our customers just want fast and cheap.

But we're still really good at fries; you can't beat our fries (Cyber), and trying new things to varying degrees of success (MENA GMC is our McCafe).

Let me preface this by saying I know very little about KPMG and their work other than the people seem happy, but KPGM seems cool.

I feel like they're like Dairy Queen, because I know very little about Dairy Queen and their food other than they have ice cream, but Dairy Queen seems cool.

Deloitte is DEFINITELY Wendy's.

We are still sh*tty fast food, but we really try to convince people that we are the least sh*tty, worth the extra money, and not the same as the other guys with their round frozen burgers. We say we are wholesome, care about families and all natural ingredients... But at the end of the day you're still eating mystery meat, it's just square.

Accenture is Cheesecake Factory. We’ve got a giant menu but most of it neither particularly good nor bad. The only thing we truly excel at is Cheesecake (i.e. system implementations)

Slalom: Taco Bell. Cheap, sloppy meals, that you end up regretting later on the toilet

PwC is an airport Panera. We’ve gone so digital that we don’t have any cashiers helping customers figure out how to use the kiosks and the prices are even higher than a regular Panera

Moonlight Bunny Ranch...we will do anything for a dollar, may have to fake it along the way, doubt it’s the best you’ve ever had and you’ll feel regret when you’re done

Fujitsu Consulting is a hot dog cart under a bridge. Customers stumble across us, usually don’t get sick, but forget we are there next time they are hungry.

Dang when I said chain I didn't think EVERYONE thought that they were fast food

Strategy&: Sonic, wants to be one of the big boys but currently going through an identity crisis..

Outback Steakhouse: it has the presumed offering right there in the name, but if I really wanted a solid filet I’d go to Ruth’s Chris

EY is Hooters - we pride ourselves on having nice culture, having the best looking ladies. We serve food, but everyone knows thats not what the clients come for.

Bain: TGIFridays (self explanatory)
BCG: Starbucks (keeps raising its prices, experimenting with the menu, lots of customization, nerdy baristas and ppl with their face in a book)
McK: McD (ubiquitous and robotic in its precision and delivery)

PwC is Dunkin Donuts .... always kidding ourselves thinking we know more about coffee than Starbucks ( read any other consulting firm ) while we barely manage to sell fluffy donuts... oops I meant strategy

EY is Domino’s. We do a few things okay and usually at a steep discount. The clients usually have a hangover after they’re done with us.

EY is Subway. Terrible processed meat also known as staff augmentation with a side of sexual scandals to top off your meal

I thought infosys was that place you went while so intoxicated nothing mattered anymore. Not even the food poisoning it will give you

ATK is five guys. Both use way too much Garnet and are pretty expensive, but ultimately delicious.

We’ve also started giving away free peanuts.

I just left BAH. I think BAH is like a TMobile store. Cool first job, cool co-workers, young people....until you get a a horrible manager. Then you say "F**k this! I can do better!" and now I'm at Apple.