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Coach
I’m gonna defend OP here for a second. I actually know where you’re coming from. However, this is an incredibly toxic mindset to have and I’m currently in therapy to understand and get rid of it. To those curious, I only think this way because I was bullied and the butt of the jokes when I was growing up, and surpassing my “friends” professionally made me feel better, albeit temporarily, it fades eventually and hence why I’m in therapy to change my mindset and focus on doing the things I love. My guess is OP is in a similar position. Just want to add some perspective
Agree with this very empathetic perspective
Working at Deloitte. All my friends, family, extended members of society and the world at large is wanting to join, but cant. I have dreamed of being with Deloitte and adire the work I do every day. I love u Big D😘
Can’t wait to leave this place.
If they’re jealous, they ain’t your friends bud
Hot take: people who work at FAANG and MBB will tell you it’s about comp and interesting work and WLB (for FAANG) but there’s a nonzero factor of prestige that makes people want to work there (AKA making your friends jealous).
A big portion those who say otherwise are just trying to be holier than thou.
Speaking from personal experience and being 100% honest with myself in what I looked for when exiting MBB.
Make your friends jealous by going on unemployment and getting free money from a pool of money they paid into
You’re also paying into that system right now, along with the people who were employed who now need UI
There is zero chance a person posting this has any friends to make jealous
Their own companies. I don’t envy any corporate drone.
The real answer
Lmao at Facebook and Waymo
I'm assuming you got rejected? 😄
If someone told me they worked for Facebook, I would say “sorry”
Playboy
Yeah that would make me envious
Rich husband
What’s Waymo?
If you’re really talented you only need 1 cheek. It’s like cracking a whip.
I used to think like this. Now I get jealous at dentists that make 150k a year and work 9-5.
What??!! Is that all dentists earn? I kept thinking they earn more than big tech employees. Look at what they charge
Coach
I hope this post was just a joke that missed - it's in pretty poor taste.
Not sure what kind of person is motivated by trying to make their friends jealous.
Mentor
As others have stated, someone without friends lol.
Most folks I know at LinkedIn are trying to retire early not impress their friends with the company they work for. You’re playing two completely different games here.
Right.
BlackRock and Goldman
Black bold blockman
I only get jealous if you win a big lottery, otherwise all corporations are the same and I've worked for some of the "shiniest" ones.
Coach
Accenture !!!
Mentor
OP wanted to make friends jealous not feel sorry for him/her.
I moved to a cool city during pandemic and my friends are way more jealous of that than any company I could have joined
It's better than you think it'll be
Jfc find something better to do, you weirdo
You think this way only if you are in your early 20s.