Tips for declining but not really declining a project? Think I may have committed career suicide already...
When the VP of Technology leaves in the middle of your post merger integration project ✌🏽
What are some of the oldest tools or technology you've seen at your firm or a client that needs desperate upgrading?
That awkward moment when you're sitting in Orals for an RFP and the client says they don't understand what role you've been brought in to discuss...
After 3 years in commercial, i decided to join a federal project. everyday now feels like a vacation.
Trying to avoid a political discussion with my client tomorrow after the debate tonight.
Does anyone else take their shirt off when dumping at the client site. Soooo comfortable 💩
Cheesy client holiday t-shirt reads, "Now watch me sip...on chardon-nay-nay." Welcome to the holidays folks 😐🔫
When the client calls you "sweetie" or "babe." #fuckoff #iaintyoursweetie #notacompliment
When you realize you're "going native" (aka too immersed in client culture because you sit there 100% of the time) because your colleagues call you out. #stagedintervention #goodlookingout #grateful
Consultant-speak is so bullshit, say it in a way so your client actually understands what you mean.
T-minus 4 days until I rolloff my project and I'm on the bench for the first time in seven months. First thing on my docket? Go to Vermont and ski / drink Heady Topper.
I've heard 30 and 50 but now it's a 70,000 foot view. And that was from a client. Out consulted by a client.
Partner sent me the outline of a deck at 11:30pm. "Need completed deck in our back pocket for client meeting at 8:00am tomorrow. Thanks." 🎉🖕🏼💤
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How many first year analysts here started as interns? What did you guys do to get those jobs?
The app which needs your linkedin details to find out the "truth" about your company name and still claims to be anonymous. Questionable!
Diagnosed with adult ADD. The medications so far get me revved up but still not able to stay on task and zone in very well. Are my expectations too high?
Silliest "optics"/client perception warning you've gotten? I've been called out for eating breakfast before (before business hours but on client site)
When the gate agent let's you skip people in the standby line--- because she knows you by name now
How the hell is my weekend already over
People who have (Ex McKinsey, Ex “one of FAANG companies”) on their LinkedIn title — you compensating for something rather 👌🏻??
Checkout the Wingz app. It's basically Uber for airport pickups/drop-off only. Schedule in advance if you want. No surge. What a simple idea to capitalize on. Bonus: You can choose your driver.
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