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What dating apps do consultants use? Best opening line?

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^ That's a terrible pickup line, like I don't even get the joke

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Have you ever heard of inflation? Too many people use the same currency, it devalues!

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Hey [insert name]! I lost my balloon. Can you help me catch it?
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"Blueberry or strawberry?" If she responds with an answer, you go "so I know what kind of pancakes to cook for you tomorrow morning". 😝

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Jswipe. The Grade. Happn

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Dating apps are for losers who don't know how to approach women. My humble opinion

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I just read what Deloitte wrote; without being mean, it wasn't a pick up line mate.

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^not sure I agree with that statement precisely, but I definitely prefer making things happen in person

I think not casting a wide net is idiotic.

@McK I can see why y'all charge the big bucks 😂

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