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At a high level, let me know how we could leverage your background to add value to the engagement. No need to boil the ocean, just tell me your capacity to support the engagement and where you could identify some low hanging fruit for a quick win

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A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam.

The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live." "Oh doctor, what should I do?", the patient asked. The doctor replied, "Marry a management consultant." "Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient. "No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."

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Can you see my screen?

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Sorry I was on mute

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Who just joined the call

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It depends

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Do you have bandwidth...

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Let's take this offline

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Look at my deck

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I have to drop for another call

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Can you take off your screen protector?

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Let's circle back

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*beep* "Hi, who just joined"

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Correct me if I'm wrong...

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If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute.

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I have a hard stop at (insert time here)

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And (insert name), keep me honest here but...

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Would you help me change the light bulb?

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Please advise

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Quick question...

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Top 10 reasons why prostitution is better than consulting

10. You get to choose your clients
9. Hotel and other expenses are directly billed
8. You actually receive that high hourly rate clients are paying for you
7. No dress code
6. Close client interaction at all times
5. You are working nights anyway
4. Finally a way to fit exercise into a tight schedule
3. Continual feedback - every two hours or so
2. Not tied down working with a team (unless you want to be)
1. Either way you are screwing c

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