What do we think of people who put how many connections they have in their bio.

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"visionary leader. freelancer" oh so youre unemployed

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It reminds me of porn content creators on tweeter displaying their number of followers.
And the self attributed qualifications… oh my God, these people are addicted to Xanax.

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I'm judging him more for his hashtag usage in his subhead, or whatever that is

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I'm very important! As judged by my vast network of unimportant connections

I'd take bigger issue with the self declared "visionary" label tho

A visionary without a job ok

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That I’ve already moved on from anything they have to say.

Same thing I think about people who describe themselves as "visionary leader".

Yea this one is real cringe

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What is the point of that many followers? It’s not like he is Obama or someone that the follower count matters. Idiot!

Why’d you have to do Amer like that 😭

Why’d he have to do that to himself

They're overcompensating for something, obv.

I immediately block these types of unemployed losers. If you fee the need to be validated from the amount of people who follow you on LinkedIn, you have a sad life lol

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Sending positive vibes.
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I want the juice from the food industry workers 🧐

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Tfw a LinkedIn “influencer” makes up a story and can’t decide if she wants the character to be her or a third-party:

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Not super cringey but has made me slightly jealous, I need to get out of this corporate world 😂

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Lol. Would love a BS reaction on LinkedIn

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I love that the content for this bowl is limitless. Agree ?

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The GOAT of all posts

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Is it not pretty cringe to be a proud "capitalist"?

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Hands down the best one!

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Gov’n work 🫠

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This is a joke…right? Lol

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No drink pls

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There’s a niche genre of advertising Cringe I’ve been enjoying recently, along the lines of:

[post featuring iconic, much-loved historical poster campaign and celebrating its creativity]

Commenter 1, owner of tiny SEO agency: “It’s ok, but they didn’t consider SEO with the headline”

Commenter 2, marketing consultant: “Very creative, but did it produce results? Hire me to find out how to optimize your funnel”

Commenter 3, trying to sound smart: “It’s too clever”

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Why is this on LinkedIn? What does this have to do with networking and the workplace and careers? It feels like people are just using LinkedIn for a Facebook replacement...

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LinkedIn La la land!!

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Attention seeking level : 200000

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When people who use the phrase "dream job." Major cringe.

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Got this from @liquidity on insta. Thought it was funny.

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Buckle up, incoming cringe bomb. If you are attending Neocon in Chicago, uh, heads up.

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This is the bowl fishbowl was made for!!!

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This is just like r/LinkedInLunatics. Anybody from there and a fan of Tosser, too?

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