What do you call a situation where you go for guys who you know fully well it won’t work but try to sabotage ones that would work by looking for a red flags because you are afraid of being heart broken? Asking for a friend?

How's ROBERT BOSCH for SAP Senior functional consultant role ?
YOE 6.

Deloitte 🐠: if you leave the firm before the end of the fiscal year, do you still get the 401k match?

I am very very anxious today. Deadlines coming up and I have an interview with a company that I really like coming up tomorrow. I have practiced 9 cases in the past 3-4 days. Could see my casing skill progressed a lot but still not at the advanced level that is needed for this firm. Please send advice on how to stay calm and how to practice cases interview more effectively. 😭

What are your personal recommendations for what to do when you leave a longtime job? (like being sure to thank mentors, switching over email subscriptions, etc)

I'm struggling with drafting/creating policies. Is that something that's taught through a certification or I missed in school? How does one get good/comfortable with writing policies or is there a tip I'm overlooking? (e.g. I need to formalize our Maternity leave policy and create a paternal leave alongside)

Hello, How do you organize your classroom in terms of supplies? I have students who tend to make a scene , grab anything close to them and throw it everywhere. These are my more severe students. We only have two 6 feet shelves with doors that can have supplies in. Any ideas or recommendations would be appreciated! Thank you!

This may be a totally bizarre question but is anyone else obsessed with Outlander? I can’t stop binge-watching. It’s all I think about. Do I need help?

Hi... New member here... I am actively looking for opportunities in finance in Pune City or WFH. I have 5 years of experience in AP .
Please suggest...
TIA.

How do I find a good therapist in my area? I don’t have any promising referrals from friends, so I’m having trouble figuring out where to start. I don’t have any specific issue I’m trying to sort out, just looking for someone to generally talk through some things and maybe offer a different perspective.

Success without money is like a doctor saying 'Operation success, patient dead'

Think back to the start of your career in Product Marketing. What were the biggest challenges of growth pains you faced, and how’d you work through them?

I have worked as a dialysis nurse for most of my career about 15 years, with both DaVita and Fresenius as a chronic and inpatient nurse. I am looking to get back to work after 2 years. My desired base rate of pay is at least $48 returning to dialysis. I do not want to accept less with my experience. Any thoughts or suggestions?

Any advice on cold emailing agency recruiters?

Has anyone done trips to Japan with a 3 or 4 yo? Looking for kids related acticities and recommendations. Planning to go in April for 8 to 10 days.

Hey IBMers is it worth joining IBM for Salesforce?

Can we expect a good learning curve? Ans as they say IBM doesn't give hike to laterals once joined. Is it same for Salesforce practice?

Bit urgent need some suggestions. I have an offer from KPMG as well, it is preety new so will have to decide which one would be worth joining.

Off topic
I'm 25 m from Rajasthan
My CCTC is 12.5 I'm getting an offer of 20 in banglore. But my dad doesn't want me to relocate, he says you should now settle down. Try for govt jobs private job bakwas h, otherwise find a job nearby.
I told him i have no interest in gov jobs to which he said disgustingly " interest nhi h baad m yaad krega " this sentence broke my heart,i dnt want to be disrespectful, but i feel guilty now as if I've let him down
Dnt knw Wht to do now I'm clueless

Went out last night and met this woman. We had a good vibe and she asked for my IG so she can message me. Got home that night and she messaged “give me a follow 😉” but saw her account was just to advertise her OF.

So was she actually into me or was she just handling business?

I want a workplace romance :/

I got overwhelmed of all information plus the new technology and changes to the audit procedures this busy season to the point that my brain does no longer understand simple workpapers. I already took a leave for a long time and still the same. I cannot easily change job cause I’m tied to a visa. I’m so tired and don’t know what to do.

So.....Brooklyn getting swept tonight or nah 👀

Thoughts on dating your best friend’s ex / dating your ex’s best friend? (Not me btw - my friends are doing this and while it’s none of my business, it makes me uncomfortable to be around them right now)

Whenever I hear BBC, I dont think of British Broadcasting Corporation.

Lol can we have a separate thread where men can chime in on whether a man and a woman who go on a first date should split the bill and if the guy asks to split what if anything does that say about him. Ladies popping off in the women in law bowl
👹

Ikon or epic?

Unpopular opinion: pic thread in confession bowl is just a d**k measuring contest as to comp/nw thread in comp bowl.

Just put a box of cheese-its in the refrigerator.

I just spent the last month binge watching all 9 seasons of Suits.

Someone please help me by explaining why I did this. Thanks in advance.

Confession: I quite like the US and my American friends, despite all your crazy problems 😅

What are some ways to stop dreading work everyday? I’m beyond grateful that I have a job and have a source of income but I feel so drained every single day that I just dread having to do it all over again the next day.

I hate my boss with a burning passion. He is condescending, arrogant, and demeaning. I made the decision this week that I will no longer work with him and am taking active steps to transfer within my department so that I no longer have to work with him. I feel so relieved knowing that I have a plan in place. I am also proud of myself for not allowing myself to be abused by him.

On casual dating: Why is it so much easier to sleep with women that have major insecurities? I eventually tell them I’m not looking for anything serious, but they have hope that I change my mind…no

My dream is to become a lazy consultant. Sleeping around, maybe adjusting a slide or two... Which firm will help me fulfill these dreams?🤤🌞🥱😴

I’m out for drinks and the individuals next to me are on a first date. It isn’t going well, what to do?🤔🧐