What do you do when you’re client asks you what WAP means??? 🥴

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Easy, Wireless Access Point

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Found the technology consultant.

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Tell them to Google it, just like all the other “subject matter expertise” y’all provide

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I'd rather use Duck Duck Go

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Women Are Powerful, yw

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I’m going to put this in my deliverable

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Link straight to the song

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*Ben Shapiro singing the song

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White Ass Partners

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Just send them a picture of macaroni in a pot.

you tell them what they want to hear bc you're a consultant

Wet As a Peach 🍑

That would be WAAP 😂😂

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