@Deloitte I'm in Consulting but working on an Advisory project and loving it. Thinking about switching to Advisory. Does anyone know whether salaries are same/lower/higher?
Note of caution. Monday morning travel doesn't mix well with a client site team who are all morning people. I'm on my third cup of coffee and I still can't catch up with these people.
When your Midwestern client discovers the remnant henna on your hands from your friends wedding and thinks you have skin disease #cantmakethisup
I'm on PTO this whole week, but still have to work because the client MUST have a deliverable a week before they even start their month close.
When you realize half this job is swatting sh.. out of the way so you can focus on the stuff that actually moves the needle for the client.
When you finish up last piece of analysis on Sunday all day for a meeting on Monday afternoon and realize that the raw data client sent is inconsistent ..
When the new project welcome guide recommends "taking 1 hour a day for personal time, even if it means leaving the office at 730pm to workout or eat in between work sessions" for work-life balance.
Client said, "...and Mike come on top of me on this" on a call. I think he meant "build on what I'm saying". Not quite the same. Pretty hard not to laugh when other clients snort and look at me.
My idea of work-life balance is being able to answer client emails and so laundry at the same time.
Girl on my project picks whatever airline is cheapest every week. Does she think whoever saves the firm the most money gets an award?
When your project isn't that demanding so you're inundated with endless admin tasks... #holidaydinner #teamevent #teamholidaydinnerevent
When you leave the client and work at the hotel and get food to go from the downstairs restaurant so often that when you come to dine in, they're automatically writing down your to go order.
So, you need warm bodies on a project? And a "throat to choke"? When did I get a job in Dexter's kill room?
That moment when Project 2013 freezes on you and you wonder how a product could take one step forward and two steps back
Managers that essentially do nothing all day but claim their "guidance" is crucial to the project.
When you spend more time getting dressed for your first client face to face than you do for a first date.
The sky is about to start vomiting snow at my client site and I don't want to destroy my nice shoes. Any recs on winter boots that are both functional and work appropriate?
When you have to commute two hours each way to the client site only because the client wants to see you working 😀🔫
If I have to hear the term, "jerry-rig" to describe how the client fucked up one more time...
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How great would office emojis be in this app?
Working at the client site late only to go home (your hotel) and do more work and top off your night with Annual Independence training that has to be done by tomorrow 😊🔫
Could Deloitte possibly just purchase one of the MBBs? Then it would be MBD. Or MDB. DBB. Seems like MBA grads and top talent are really preferring Deloitte these days
Hardware productivity hacks? Monitors, keyboards, desk equipment, etc.? Also, personal time management tools/tips? Do share any! With product names if applicable.
Advice for standing up for yourself and maintaining reasonable work hours? Consultants seem to be particularly bad at this...
Has anyone ever managed a global team from home? I'm having to manage a few very junior resources in Asia and Europe while I'm based in East Coast USA... Any advice on how to work with these teams while getting enough sleep would be appreciated 😭. And no, I can't restaff cause of the nature of the work (managed services).
Best loyalty program tips / hacks for maximizing points while on the road? Credit cards that give best benefits?
What's the most absurd thing an analyst has done on your teams? Looking for some laughs.
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