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What does PTO stand for? Wrong answers only.

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Pretty terrific orgasms. I take a lot of PTO

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There’s also a confession bowl in case you interested.

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Predictability, Teaming, Open communication

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Get out

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Pretend Time Off

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It said wrong answers only

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President Too Orange

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Partners timing orals.

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Please Turn Over

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Performing Terrific Orals

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Parent-Teacher Organization

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Please Take Over

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Party time only

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Paid Time On

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Provolone turkey & onions

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Punting To Others

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Passionate, tender overworking

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Pretty terrific, OK!

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Pre testosterone ovulation!

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Potential Tuck Opportunity

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perhaps, tomorrow, outbound 

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Prolapsed turd opening

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Personal time over

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Time for some rest and relaxation ... remember to use your PTO my friends!

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Post vacation diets are so hard 😭

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What would you do - put in your two weeks before, during or after your vacation?

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When your manager is on PTO for the rest of the week 🙌🏼

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Sooo ready for the holiday party on Friday.

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Be on vacation. Be working everyday of vacation 🙄.

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Uncle D trying to pull a fast one with these vacation hour rules....

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