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Its an advertisement for a position with one of the many prestigious MLM schemes from the look of it.

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“Apprentice” being codeword for unpaid intern / personal assistant.

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They're looking for someone to hang on their every word and provide exceptional service as a mirror that reflects back to them how great they are.

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NO job description should involve the word, empathy

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Translation: I'm lonely and want a boyfriend/girlfriend.

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I didn’t understand anything 🤣🤣

Evolved mindset really grates

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

The selfie posted really sealed it for me…

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Not LinkedIn but GD, the cult is strong 🤮

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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If you had a chance what would you change at Linkedin?

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Who thinks this?

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Well he seems upset

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There is a special place in cringe hell for people who act like they went to Harvard when they went to the extension school.

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My favorite meme (so far) about the firing-and-crying.

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Ok. Someone studied at Stanford and Yale at the same time.

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Is this a thing or is it cringe?
100 courses, 200 certifications?

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