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Its an advertisement for a position with one of the many prestigious MLM schemes from the look of it.

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“Apprentice” being codeword for unpaid intern / personal assistant.

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They're looking for someone to hang on their every word and provide exceptional service as a mirror that reflects back to them how great they are.

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NO job description should involve the word, empathy

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Translation: I'm lonely and want a boyfriend/girlfriend.

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I didn’t understand anything 🤣🤣

Evolved mindset really grates

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Humble brag 🥴

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Well he seems upset

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WTF AM I DOING?

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This person liked her own post.
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