What excuses can I use to not have to have a roommate for senior school?

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Solution: actually get pregnant

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that you sleep walk and often dream about killing people

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Good idea that'll get you promoted ^

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You guys have to share rooms ever?? Wtf? Fuck that noise.

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Share rooms? Awful

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You have roommates for senior training even? Staff2 training I can see. But senior training that's just insulting.

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Do they really make you guys share rooms for training?

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That you masturbate in sleep and don't want anyone else to feel uncomfortable

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^ lemme know if you need help completing this task

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Really bad snoring

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For new senior training we don't have to share rooms

You could roll the dice and say you're transgendered and would prefer to be placed with the gender you identify with. When the object, point them to the Transgender acceptance guidance on Kcurves link index. There is a glossary of terms in there that you can use. So the end result will either be that you get to rol the dice on a hot guy/girl to room with or you get your own room because acceptance. You'll have to ctrl+f the guidance though. I can't remember what I was looking for that I stumbled across it, but I don't think it started with T.

Note: when I say glossary of terms, I mean it literally. There is a glossary section with terms and definitions as well as helpful Q&A's that will make everyone an expert on transgender.

Chronic bedwetting.

Night terrors.

Say you're pregnant and need extra privacy. Although that'll get awkward later.

Allergies

I know people who have said they have undiagnosed social anxiety and gotten their own room

It's honestly weird I don't feel comfortable sleeping in the same room as someone else haha

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