What I want to do: reach through the screen and strangle the client who is being an obnoxious ass while screaming a nonstop stream of swear words

What I am doing: "Hey! Happy Friday! Gonna grab some patio beers later? Anyways, just hoping we could get some alignment on this issue"

What is this job doing to me.

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