What is a Chief Beard Officer?

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He matches straight acting gay men with asexual women, also known as a beard.

Probably a horrible joke since it's pride month.

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I believe ut means he has a beard! Sounds like he's not working and this was a way of having a linked profile in the meantime rather than still look like you're with a previous employer.

I have s classmate - she and her husband have a LinkedIn profile and job listed is their son's name, as tho that is who they are working for at the moment.

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I guess it’s better than “ex meta”

He might be running a beard products company. If so, not that far fetched

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I like your thinking, however he’s not

A "Chief Beard Officer" is a playful term that could be used to describe a person who oversees or represents a company or organization's efforts related to beards.

While it is not a common or official job title, it could potentially be used in industries or businesses that cater to beard-related products or services, such as beard grooming products or beard fashion. The role might involve tasks like product development, marketing, brand representation, or even organizing events or campaigns specifically focused on beards.

Ultimately, the meaning and responsibilities would depend on the context in which the term is used.

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Soooo… does that mean that there is a corresponding clean face officer😆

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You buried the lede on "Startup Viking"...

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I messed up

It’s facial hair FFS. LinkedIn has hit the bottom allowing titles not to be screened. I choose to shave. I’m going to change my title to Chief Mach Officer. Idiot….

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Does he work at Gillette?

No, he sells saas.

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