What is a stereotypical Deloitte consultant?

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This thread is amazing

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Yeah, OP. Love this thread. Thanks for the laughs.

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This thread is funny AF

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We can't help it if the folks at Kmart have great style.

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Way too confident for being just above average

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@A1, being at Deloitte I agree with your statement.

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Someone who works in SAP implementation but wants to fit in with the cool kids in strategy

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What you mean? I lowkey have clout for this stupid post didn’t think it would been seen by many

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We gotta another one.

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What a piece of s***

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Probably went to harvard

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Probably thought they were more competitive than Harvard, but of course wound up at some state school that was just sooo competitive.

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Here’s another recent one. I wish someone has a site that collects these

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Complains about trivial things despite making $150k a year; has no idea what life is like outside of consulting. Cannot go five minutes without mentioning airline/hotel status level or points totals.

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They tend to wear their ID cards on their belt loop when boarding in boarding group 2 at O'Hare.

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DJ Khaled: another one

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Yeah what are these outside activities 😏

Lmao please post more specimens. They are making my night/morning

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Delusions of adequacy

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We need to start aggregating these Deloitte posts. Here’s another recent one. 🪀

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Went to a state school honors program and swears it’s more competitive to get into their program than Harvard.

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Deloitte consultants are the type of consultants that enter a car with their butt first.

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It is easier on the back and knees to enter that way!

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That was a spoof on the shower socks post.

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Does anyone have s link to this post?

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