What is most brutal truth you have told someone?

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Liking the Office is not a personality trait

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THIS

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I’m not going down on you until you take a shower

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That’s not a hard truth. Those are happy showers for me because I know I’m about to get some 🧠 hahaha

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a hot dog IS a sandwich

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Taco is a sandwich, cube rule is a lie

Having a dog isn’t a personality trait

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I can absolutely see myself marrying you, but now isn’t the right time, so I have to break up with you.

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Young and not as polished as I am now...definitely didn’t need to share it but didn’t want her to blame herself for anything. Ugh...that was a sad time.

"fluent in sarcasm" isn't the selling point you think it is

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Had to tell a family member that they are not as smart as they think they are

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Trump is actually only the second best president we’ve ever had.

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Who was first, Andrew jackson

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You should find another career, if you stay you could end up killing you or someone else.

Note: This isn’t suicide or violence related, had to do with a skilled tradesmen

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Short story long, a previous girlfriend had her vehicle inspected and left the shop with a noise. Had it towed, the shop foreman and technician looked at it with us there, turns out the wheel was left loose. I made the above statement to the tech.

Feel like you all had it easy..

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