What is most brutal truth you have told someone?

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Liking the Office is not a personality trait

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THIS

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I’m not going down on you until you take a shower

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That’s not a hard truth. Those are happy showers for me because I know I’m about to get some 🧠 hahaha

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a hot dog IS a sandwich

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Taco is a sandwich, cube rule is a lie

Having a dog isn’t a personality trait

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I can absolutely see myself marrying you, but now isn’t the right time, so I have to break up with you.

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Young and not as polished as I am now...definitely didn’t need to share it but didn’t want her to blame herself for anything. Ugh...that was a sad time.

"fluent in sarcasm" isn't the selling point you think it is

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Had to tell a family member that they are not as smart as they think they are

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Trump is actually only the second best president we’ve ever had.

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Who was first, Andrew jackson

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You should find another career, if you stay you could end up killing you or someone else.

Note: This isn’t suicide or violence related, had to do with a skilled tradesmen

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Short story long, a previous girlfriend had her vehicle inspected and left the shop with a noise. Had it towed, the shop foreman and technician looked at it with us there, turns out the wheel was left loose. I made the above statement to the tech.

Feel like you all had it easy..

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Whoever said employers don’t care about grades and transcripts after your first job was a liar. Every lateral position that I’ve applied to as a 3rd year has requested transcripts. Why do we lie and tell grads that employers don’t check transcripts when they do. My coworker, a 5th yr, had to submit his transcripts also to lateral job. Side note - it speaks volume when multiple associates are trying to lateral at the same time

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Barclay's providing Free Food ??

I heard from my friend they are providing in Noida.

Is it applicable for chennai !!!

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How are freelance editors doing right now during this time? Are agencies cutting back on bringing freelancers on board right now? Or are y’all still getting work?

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hiya! So I was wondering how I can get a remote job in without any tech or call service experience? I have 4-5 years of customer service experience and I’m taking an swe bootcamp at the moment any suggestions?

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Hello everyone.

This is a thank you post.

This platform has helped me in a way to get more than a 100% hike.

I am working as a Data Scientist with 5.6 yrs of experience in DS/ML.

My current CTC was 12.6 LPA and after switch, I got 32.2 LPA (30 fixed).

So I would like to thank everyone who posts comments and share their experiences. This helps a lot to understand the current market scenario and whether they are underpaid or not.

PS: Attaching my CTC

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Hi fishes!

I am seeing too many post about awards like rising star, Kudos, etc. People keep telling there managers recommended them for these awards.
My manager doesn't interact much with us. I consider myself as some one who has worked hard for project and other intiatives. Should I ask my manager to consider me and if yes how should I initiate it.
Part of MC team.

Thank you.

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Great organizations (volunteering, etc) to join as late 20s professional adult in Chicago?

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Hey Fishes, any openings for Automation SDET in TW?? I have 6 yr exp

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Please do anyone here know how long it takes to complete Public Trust clearance?

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Welcome to the menopause bowl! This is a supportive place to discuss all facets of menopause as well as HRT. Whether you are in the pre / post or in-between stages, this is the right place for you!

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I am consulting for a chain of hairdressers in Germany. It's incredible. They don't get employees! Question: what are the motivations of a stylist to apply for a job offer (different to salary and hours, that has already been analysed)?

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Good morning!

Still trying to figure out this whole Fishbowl thing, so here goes my first post.

I would love to get into provider credentialing, but all employers I've looked at want at least 3 years of experience. So, I'm looking at Provider Network Coordinator roles, because I'm finding some of those roles don't need AS MUCH experience. I'm a RHIT, and have been working in healthcare for nearly 10 years.

Any input on employers is appreciated!

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Anyone here serve on a board while working full time?

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Question regarding tax saving -
I had bought medical insurance for my my parents and I on 17 Feb 2022 with 38K premium. Can I add this deduction in FY22-23 tax declaration.
PS - I have to show proof of payment by Jan 2023 and the next premium won't be paid before Feb. So how do I use this insurance for tax savings?

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Anybody here moved back to India from US recently? How has your experience been? Do you regret the move back or has it been worth it?

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I'll switch to a startup as the only data engineer and will closely work with all the Head ofs + the CTO.

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Hi all,
Currently im working for BNY Mellon but im seriously looking for a change now. I do have around 6 years of experience in investment banking. Can someone reffer me for TL role in ur organization or throw in some good ideas for my career development? Thanks in advance guys... You r d best....

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Our Data and Analytics practice is hiring, DM if interested!

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Currently making ~$300K TC in a strategy role. Was just offered a different role (account manager) in the same company with a slight increase in base salary and a 50% TC increase if I hit sales target (even base case would be ~30% increase in TC).

Have never really considered account management / anything with a sales target, but I like money.

Thoughts? Things I should consider?

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So what companies should I work for to be considered successful? MBB, FAANG, what else?

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