What is one habit you wish your SO changed?

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Being lazy

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Not giving me an orgasm.

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When it's her turn to cook dinner, she doesn't start till she is hungry.

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Not mindlessly scrolling IG Reels. They’re moronsauce, and he’s always watching…

- the videos that are nothing but some blowface laughing incoherently, and apparently that’s entertainment
- the Stepford Wife robot voice commentating 50% of the Reels
- the other 50% of Reels overdubbed with that “oh no” music sample that makes me want to destroy all phones

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I hate that "oh no" music too. Its overused. Its a red flag that the video is crap

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I wish mine smoked weed. WTF was I thinking living with a medical resident.

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I was once in a relationship where the guy did not smoke at all and was very “moral compass” about it… it did not last haha.

Constantly playing old DJ clash competitions on our Bluetooth speakers.

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Putting empty containers back in the fridge/pantry

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Lol it’s the worst!!

Scratching his throat

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Be less concerned about what everyone thinks of him, particularly as it pertains to me.

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A1, what does he think everyone thinks of you and him? Just curious

Toe nails long

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I’m easy going and she’s a hot head, so she drives a little aggressively and is easily ticked off by slow drivers - kind of worries me that she could get hurt or hurt someone else. Otherwise I have a great marriage and wouldn’t change a thing.

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Being lazy, not exercising and being messy/dirty

Smoking weed 😩 we're together anymore sadly

It still makes me sad that I had to end things, but I had to hold my breath whenever we kissed so never again

Dealt with her anxiety without having to use anger as a coping mechanism

Coming home.

Yikes, SM1 doesn’t want SO to come home.

Ask questions / comment while we’re watching something. All her qs are basically answered in like the next sentence

I get so ticked off coz it takes a second to pause and say whatever she wants to

Take socks off and leave them always on the floor put them in the hamper

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I have no interest working today. Work Wife is on vacation so I have nobody to flirt with to pass the time. Who's looking to text flirt today to help the time pass?

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