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Sometimes I want to be Milton from Office Space
What was your undergrad GPA? Mine was 2.964 🤡
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Net pay: $xxx 🤨
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wish he existed
I do...
Being lazy
Not giving me an orgasm.
😞
When it's her turn to cook dinner, she doesn't start till she is hungry.
Not mindlessly scrolling IG Reels. They’re moronsauce, and he’s always watching…
- the videos that are nothing but some blowface laughing incoherently, and apparently that’s entertainment
- the Stepford Wife robot voice commentating 50% of the Reels
- the other 50% of Reels overdubbed with that “oh no” music sample that makes me want to destroy all phones
I hate that "oh no" music too. Its overused. Its a red flag that the video is crap
Enthusiast
I wish mine smoked weed. WTF was I thinking living with a medical resident.
I was once in a relationship where the guy did not smoke at all and was very “moral compass” about it… it did not last haha.
Constantly playing old DJ clash competitions on our Bluetooth speakers.
Putting empty containers back in the fridge/pantry
Lol it’s the worst!!
Chief
Scratching his throat
Be less concerned about what everyone thinks of him, particularly as it pertains to me.
Enthusiast
A1, what does he think everyone thinks of you and him? Just curious
Pro
Toe nails long
I’m easy going and she’s a hot head, so she drives a little aggressively and is easily ticked off by slow drivers - kind of worries me that she could get hurt or hurt someone else. Otherwise I have a great marriage and wouldn’t change a thing.
Being lazy, not exercising and being messy/dirty
Pro
Smoking weed 😩 we're together anymore sadly
Pro
It still makes me sad that I had to end things, but I had to hold my breath whenever we kissed so never again
Rising Star
Dealt with her anxiety without having to use anger as a coping mechanism
Chief
Coming home.
Pro
Yikes, SM1 doesn’t want SO to come home.
Ask questions / comment while we’re watching something. All her qs are basically answered in like the next sentence
I get so ticked off coz it takes a second to pause and say whatever she wants to
Take socks off and leave them always on the floor put them in the hamper