What is our new parental leave policy? Is it 12 weeks KPMG plus 12 weeks FMLA?

I'm a first year analyst and a little fearful of the travel schedule I'll have to adopt in the coming months. From those more seasoned than myself... what are some tips or best practices to deal with the travel?

Don't even care that I am going to be waking up at ungodly hours and that i'll be running a project for my least favorite client... because I'll be in Chicago baby!

First it was paying down student debt (for 2016 associates) and now there’s a benefit for females back from maternity leave. How about a perk for those who make this firm $$ now w/ 15 hr work days?

When on your flight home you're stuck with a small child, her mom and a baby in your row. Please fucking kill me. #notenoughalcohol

Took a kid from my college out to coffee for recruiting and he ordered a small coffee cuz he didn't know what the cap was. Made him reorder

Child on my flight playing a learning game with no head phones. "Touch the h... Awesome!" Once we're in the air it will be "touch that Q one more time and I'm breaking your game"

There has been a baby crying in the office for the past 10 min. Who. The fuck.

Lol you know he's the one when his dirty talk is "Baby, I'm from MBB." #nohate #allfun

Sure enough, had nightmares of puppy-monkey-baby.

If I sponsor a child for $1 a day, can I take 6 months off work? Serious replies only, please!

LAX-JFK redeye with screaming child in business the whole way... makes for a great 9am with the client COO

Hahaha! It is times like these I wish I could post pics. The very pregnant terminal bar waitress just boarded the plane to track someone down who skipped out on a bar tab! #PHL

For Deloitte, they cut the Adopt-An-Alumni and Culture Cash budgets. Anyone else nervous about their job security??

Timing your pregnancy to have a busy season baby #HowToWinAtAudit

Males: you've been with a girl for more than 2 years, she visits you at your home and spends time with your mother, you see a future with her... Do you still put it off till you're the "right age"?

To the shitty kid crying on the plane: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills. And I will find you, and I will kill you.

THERE. IS. A. CHILD. SHRIEKING.

Dear kid from middle seat who pulled up my window blind while I was dozing off, head resting right where the bright scorching sun started to slowly burn a hole.. Fuck you. I will steal your cookies.

Sippin on Coke and rum, I'm like so what I'm drunk, It's the freakin weekend baby I'm about to have me some fun

Thought I was pregnant with twins, turns out I just got fat #manprobz

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How great would office emojis be in this app?

Changed my company but it didn't update!

Testing for sound!

Where is a new build???

Part of the crowd. The briefcase doesn't show in post details though.

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Lol you know he's the one when his dirty talk is "Baby, I'm from MBB." #nohate #allfun

I think this is going to be a fairly common sentiment- but here goes. I want to leave consulting but have no idea what to do after. All the job listings sound either dull and uninspiring or have very

I’m thinking of getting the HP Elite dragonfly. Anybody have experience? I want a windows based personal laptop that’s light. Love the tablet conversion aspect. Should I just get a surface pro then?

Tips on healthy restaurants in Chicago (preferably near loop)? Trying to avoid the deep dish, steakhouses, and huge portions...

Does anyone else feel it's become really hard to land "good" jobs without referrals? Maybe it has always been this way, but I am a relative newcomer to the US?

First it was paying down student debt (for 2016 associates) and now there’s a benefit for females back from maternity leave. How about a perk for those who make this firm $$ now w/ 15 hr work days?

Lots of turbulence this morning...plane is bouncing around like crazy and we are still on the ground. 🙏

That’s enough internet for you tonight, partner!

Recommendation for team activity in NYC area for about 30 people ?

When you join a conference call 20 minutes late and the system asks you to introduce yourself.

Whey protein versus creatine, can anyone weigh in? My overall goal is to tone and look more muscular, not particularly concerned with building strength. Work out 3 or 4x per week