What is the most annoying “buzzword” you hear on your meetings?

What tool/website (coinbase, kraken etc) do you guys for DCA on recurring purchases on your cryptos? Coinbase is good but has higher fees, so wondering if there is a better way to set up my recurring investments on crypto with lesser fees!

Why do designers like Koto? Personally I find the work kinda”safe”..?

Is ther any website that can help calculate the exact in hand figure after tax saving and HRA ?
I am confused as to why so much tax is being deducted from my salary even after tax saving
I tried cleartax but its not giving correct value

DM if u wanna join Infosys.

Do we have any sites for getting jobs in USA or outside india , while we are working in india.

Has anyone taken a significant pay cut for a new role that was less stress? Making you more rich in life (work life balance, less stress, loved your company, loved your colleagues), but taken a smaller take home salary?

Got the call for Rolex Submariner M126610LN. Should I go for it? I’m surprised to even get a call, is demand softening?

Hello fishes!

I joined TCS on October,27th 2021 and I might resign in November first week! Will I get the retention bonus?

Hey everyone - from an EEO audit perspective, I’m not sure how to classify our Solutions Consulting (pre sales), Customer Success, and Partnerships teams. All are commissioned employees so my gut says Sales Workers but they aren’t direct sales so that part thinks Professional. What are your thoughts?

Thomas J. Watson (IBM) said "the way to succeed is to double your failure rate" and that's always stuck with me

How do you respond if you’re asked ..why were you let go from your last position? If it was a personality issue with your manager ? Thank you.

Jacket length: how long do you like your jackets to be? I think as long as it covers your ass you're OK, not down to your knuckles. I’m 6ft3 but prefer R jackets. Can I get others opinions on this?

Do you think it matters if you and your SO’s friends are similar? My boyfriend and my backgrounds are very different and while we are fine with each other’s friends, I would never mesh our friend groups. A part of me always get envious of couples who are able to expand their friend groups and do fun things together

I know as attorneys of color, we often find ourselves being in a room with dozens of attorneys and still were the only attorney of color (I’m a brown woman, very often the only brown person AND only woman in the room). I’m starting to attend more client meetings and depositions, trials, etc. and I’m noticing it more and it’s starting to distract me bc I start overthinking it in the moment. How do y’all deal with that?

Indian female, 330 GRE, 3.7 GPA from stern NYU, 3 years at Accenture, what should be my target and reach schools?

Female software dev: I’m going to have nightmares about his pickle. Radio silence: someone posts lol in chat. Awkward all around.

“Do you think art directors look at images online for inspiration?”

100% confirmed Apple getting into self driving Vehicles.

"And they all sit around talking!"

Coworker 1: “Happy Friday!” Coworker 2: “Can we just like not anymore please. Sorry, but come on.”

My colleague at work who’s in the junior parallel role / receptionist just drives me crazy. As a Marketing specialist, I oversee our social pages + following on requests from there. Yesterday she said - “Maybe you could also reply to all requests on our general customer email?” I said I don’t know how to prioritise with my main responsibilities - boss and big boss present and stayed silent. Poor time management / ignorance / passive aggression? Feel pity for her! 😡

Creative 1: “What’s that smell?”

Creative 2: “Oh, I think it’s me. I went to the bar for like 2 hours at lunch. I’ll just light a candle."

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

Bring your kids to work day edition:

“What I’m really concerned with is a head injury”

“Do you have to go potty before your meeting?”

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

I drink to survive.

“Well, I guess I’ll take myself to YouTube University and figure it out.”

“YouTube University is better than most college degrees.”

“Do you guys wanna see me eat pizza?”

So a coworker friend overheard our department head discussing the budget for our position. Safe to say we are both grossly underpaid—her a lot more than me (a man), but even the difference for me is quite large (10k). Any advice on how to proceed?

Any feedback about Landing company ? They called me for an interview but I see awful reviews by former employees.

On a scale of 1-5, how upset do you have to be to apply for another job in the parking lot of your current place of employment?

2nd month into current job at an SME.
Culture is weird to say the least.
Owner’s wife is in charge of HR.
Broke the meeting room door when opening it.
Colleagues are saying I should draft a letter of apology and offer to compensate if I’m planning to stay in this company.

A little background on why they’re saying that. There was once a stain on the carpet of their previous office. The employees were made to fork out the bill for the cleaning.

Continued in the comments.

"How long do you go to jail if you don't pay your child support?" 💀