What is your best opening line on a dating app ?

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I used to always use “how’s your Thursday (or whatever day obvi) going?”, then judge based on their level of effort. Like “good. You?” was an automatic no for me. Not creative/interesting but I did funny and interesting ones before and didn’t as good of results.

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