What is your quirky humor which goes over another person's head.

If anyone asks me what are you wearing 👀
I usually respond with, "Leaves, banana leaves/plantain leaves" 🤣😂🤣

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I think this may be categorized as humor that doesn’t land

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I don’t get it…

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The two stages of a joke not working:
1) Try to explain the joke
2) Insult the audience

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Yep this joke is hovering right over my head

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Glad it wasn’t just me, I’m even a blonde! 🤷‍♀️

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Which part is this is quirky or humorous? Sorry I’m new here

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Yeah. That’s a pass. Probably stop saying that 🤷🏻‍♂️ If it never lands, it’s you, not them. Comedy isn’t everyone’s calling.

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