What is your sexiest consulting phrase?

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Baby, let's reach that low hanging fruit. 💋

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Let me send you my deck

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Is your deck ready for the final scrubbing?

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Let's touch base offline and deep dive over my deck 🐷

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A1, pls be a girl!

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Haven't seen a #thirstydeloitte comment in a while

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D1 how low your fruit hangs?

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Max penetration 👌🏼

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Principal 1 has ED issues!

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Penetration Testing

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Would you like to go over my deck together? I will give you feedback

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@D1 😂

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You guys are pigzzz!!!🤪

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I’m going to go herd the cats

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Let’s drive this one hard

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Juicy agenda

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Some of the things said to me (or I said 😏):

Let me make you a deal you cannot refuse (my partner when he wanted to extend me again on the same account)

Can we discuss this at happy hour (there was no happy hour. That was the cue for me to set up the happy hour)

Can we review this at the hotel (Very difficult engagement. Limited space in the office. Manager insisted on finding a nook in the lobby. Ended up knowing the entire hotel staff by name in 2 months)

You’re job is to make me happy (newer manager in the firm. Manager didn’t last the year)

Can you stay back this weekend (after a long go-live)

All benign stuff when put in context.

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