What soap do you use for cleaning baby bottles?

When you're at the office past 7 and feel like dinner should just be served to you on a mother f'in golden platter

Getting back to the travel is like going for a new job. Can't believe I left my child behind again.

No idea when I'm quitting but I can't wait to send my ready-made "farewell" email draft. Had this baby ready for the last 3 months.

Any moms out there? Finding it really tough to work in consulting and be with my kid for only a few hours a day. Luckily I'm local, but not sure how long that will last.

Child crying at the gate at 6:45am- bad morning to have forgotten to charge the noise cancelling headphones. #rookiemistake

If Excel and Tinder had a baby = the perfect app.

When you are staff and your seniors review everything you do, change a tiny bit, and take as if they did it to present to others, feels like a surrogate mother.

Pandora on my drive back home after 13 hours in the office - "All I wanna do is drive home to you, baby I'm faded". Recently broken up. Also, going home to a douche roommate. Oh, the cruelty! 🙁

Sure enough, had nightmares of puppy-monkey-baby.

It's not Sunday, so I'm pretty sure the shouts to the Heavenly Father from next door means my colleague has a life... 😞 #hotellife #thinwalls #itsonlyMonday #cantremembermylasttime

If I sponsor a child for $1 a day, can I take 6 months off work? Serious replies only, please!

Do you know what the maternity leave policy at your firm is? Mine is 3mos unpaid leave, which I think is quite stingy. 😣😣😣

LAX-JFK redeye with screaming child in business the whole way... makes for a great 9am with the client COO

Not staffed but yet I look forward to Thursday's like a kid on Xmas eve #blessup

That moment of dread when a mom with a baby sits in your row. Guess I'm not sleeping this morning. 😨

Fresh analyst joins the project. Attempts to school the team on how to do Vegas right. Im just too tired to give a shit on Monday night dinner, so enjoy the spotlight kid.

Told my mother the best travel purchase I've made was a fire stick... Her response was "are you really that single?" 😑

Which work-paper is "your baby"

What is in the baby formula down here in Charlotte? I've never seen such a high ratio of hot women to non-hot. They grow em like crops. Not even nyc can compete

Playing hooky from the office sitting in a park. Kid is running around with a stick pretending it's an airplane. I miss the good ol days.

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FS peeps, what are some exit opportunities you've seen colleagues leave for or are interviewing for yourselves?

Anyone know any good resources for learning to recruit out of consulting? So much info online about getting into consulting, not much about finding the best exit ops

Interviewed with Strategy& some time back. 2 out of the 3 in person interviewers were on their phones during 20-30% of the interview. Curious to know how to react to this as I am in the market again?

I don't put sugar in my spaghetti sauce. Drop a freestyle and get these hoes parched.

Looking to leave Accenture to join another consulting firm. I'm based out in Sacramento CA. I have an MBA and 9 years of software consulting experience. Looking for that hook up to get an interview.

What are your retirement goals in terms of your 401k and other investments? I’m aiming for 3.5M by 65. I’m 30.

Places to eat at IAD?