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Sad to say that story sounds oddly familiar and I’d be willing to bet this KPMG OP is the same one as the other KPMG OP who’s just not pleased with the number of likes his story got/the number of people who continued to follow it

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I still have no idea what post they’re referring to

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I’m curious, do older women like getting hit on by younger men. I’ve wanted to do something like this as well but not too sure. Early 20’s vs 30’s plus?

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It's probably case by case. If you get a good vibe, definitely give it a go, it works for some, lol!

As a side note, watch out for their kids! You do NOT want them finding out that somebody their age is banging their mom. Can't be fun😭

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Just a thought, perhaps the admin can pin two threads:

1) When / how did you tell your work you were pregnant?
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Both of these questions come up almost on a daily basis, we should have a centralized thread to help each other out. :)

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Gross pay: $xx,xxx 😏
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I like to start lining up my rebound right before I officially break up with my future ex so that I can stand firm with my decision.

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