What the hell fishbowl. Stop telling me I'm about to be unemployed and need to have kids.

So passive aggressive....

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I assume you are joking because I'm sure you know you don't have to join if it doesn't apply to you. I can't join the millionaires bowl because it doesn't apply to me.

Misses the entire point 🤦

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