What was you salary in your pre-biological spirit realm state? Don’t count any earnings earned as sperm/egg, this is pre-biological ONLY.

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$350,000 as a zygote. I know I’m behind but I’m upping my savings rate to compensate.

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My chakras were actually at maximum possible energy so there was no more adding to my spiritual value

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