What will be your perfect crime?

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Burning down the building after I can't find my stapler and my desk is moved to the basement.

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Nice try, FBI

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Leaving advertising

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I will take 2 pennies from that "Take a Penny, Leave a Penny" tray at the gas station.

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👆🏻 yup. And as far as me taking Cheetos down, I'm going to start a movement, a conversation.

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@DigitasLBi1 It appears you have much to learn, young grasshopper. Put some worms in Cheetos bags...Reseal the bags...And let the chaos ensue.

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Please so. Thx

My next one.

Stealing all the Cheetos from all the stores so cheetos thinks they are selling better than usual and has to produce more to keep up with demand. Then I'll stand outside all the stores to tell people Cheetos has worms in it so no one buys them. Then cheetos will go out of business because they spent all their money and no one buys their product. And I'll wonder why I did this but I'll have committed the perfect crime.

@DigitasLBi1 why don't you just spew some alternative facts content to make people think Cheetos has worms, Cheetos will go on sale like crazy and you can be the one buying it all for cheap.

Mediavest you're right that's a better plan. I hadn't really thought it through. I'm gonna do it. Cheetos you're going down.

Not even Donald Trump could bring Cheetos down. What makes you think you can?

Murder

never doing a time sheet. ever. again.

My Cheetos crime didn't work. Nobody believed me about the worms.

👆🏻Brilliant. I'll try this and keep you posted.

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