what would be your dream job?

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Professional lottery winner

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Trophy husband. You want me to workout all day, cook, and keep up to date on current events so I will impress your friends...deal!

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I did a quick Google search and there's all kinds of places that sell them.

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Stay at home dog mom

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Thanks for the compliment. Tell you what, I'll go ahead and take the weekend off. I mean, it's the least I can do to thank myself for being so great. 😂

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counting my own royalty checks

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accountant for NASA. resume and signature line would obviously have Space Accountant as my title

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Also Hidden Figures is a fantastic movie. Those women are legends among legends.

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Professional drag queen 👸 💅🏻👠👗

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Yassss queeen. Get out there. I'll be tucking those ones in your tip collection "mechanism" on amateur night lol

Food traveler like Anthony Bourdain. Or something along the lines of studying wildlife on a safari/marine

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Holding babies in the NICU when their parents aren’t available

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Have several friends in the NICU. The stress and emotions they deal with is unreal.

Trophy wife😍😍😍still hoping he's out there somewhere

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Dm me

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Tax public accounting without backstabbers and constant change of schedule

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Salty.

Real estate owner...what I need to do is waiting for rental payments

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I'm living it at EY!.🤗

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Are you an intern?

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Professional Golfer. Or an heir to a fortune so i can be on the boards of several nonprofits I love.

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Living off of a lawsuit settlement

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FBI Agent!

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Gotta get a better sprint time before I can apply 🙃

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Mother.

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DREAM job would be to be the one responsible for spending 50% of Amazon’s net earning every year however I see fit without having to answer to anyone

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film critic lol

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dk exactly the title, but I want to be one of those people that say “cant talk, got a flight to chicago in the morning” & essentially make money through deals 😭 someone help me figure out what that would be

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You going to be single till you get out of that life. But if already in a relationship, good luck, and hope you are smart to bank those points and give the SO the upgrades

Assurance Manager

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