What would Trump say if he was a consultant?
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They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!
We have great strategies, the best strategies. People always tell me, your strategies are better than any other strategies. I love all strategies, I really do, but our strategies are the best. We'll build a wall between you and your customers, and your customers will pay for it, trust me!
We have the best decks, believe me. We love our decks, don't we folks? We make our decks 40 slides long, and the clients gonna pay for it, believe me. And if they give us any trouble, that deck just got 10 slides longer, believe me.
Middle seat? It's horrible folks. I've seen it myself. ISIS invented it and crooked Hilary was their engagement leader. No middle seats on Trump planes. None.
He would build a wall to prevent all KPMGers from crossing over.
"We can make EY great again"
Look at this deck. Does this look like a small deck to you?
The day KPMG folks learn to take a joke, people will stop messing around with them
You're fired! (Couldn't resist.)
My daughter Ivanka loves a good deck, especially ones with a wide format and at least 7 slides long. She also a big fan of using thumbnails to navigate up and down multiple decks at once.
We've got great solutions. The best solutions. Solutions to make your company great again. These solutions, you'll love 'em
Sorry, what's a KPMG?
It will be UUUUUGE.
^nice. Points for creativity although thumbnails sounds like a they'd be painful for the deck in question
Great to see KPMG unity ;P
I will expense the wall
To my black clients - what the hell do you have to lose?
They had decks coming out of their computers. They had decks coming out of their wherever.
Pwc wishes they could acquire some KPMG talent.
Terrible post. The worst post. What a joke.
Don't listen to Little McKinsey and Crooked KPMG