What would you ask your CEO if you caught them passing by and they gave you 20 seconds?

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I’ve met our CEO three times.

All three times I made a bad impression

I hope to not have another 20 seconds with them for the rest of my career.

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So I actually had this opportunity last year after a townhall to introduce myself and the initiatives I lead for the firm. I have kept in touch since - in the capacity of a thought partner and to provide connectivity between our respective businesses.

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Plz fix

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You suckin’?

“Good for you” cos that was his last day at the firm..

We meet very frequently with ours. During last month chat, talked about how our office is doing (I am taking the health check initiative at my office) and discussed challenges and potential solutions. I am a manager at my firm.

ZS trying to be relevant hahaha

You working hard or hardly working??

What did it cost?

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