What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and you were banned from ever working in our industry again?

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I would go right into day trading like nothing happened. But I would short KPMG (because KPMG) and go long Deloitte India (since all Deloitte US work goes there).

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I would go right in day trading like nothing happened.

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Lol I’m sure that would work out great for you.

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Continue day trading like nothing happened

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I’m thinking of night trading since everyone’s doing day trading, and it’s cool to be unique

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Maybe I’d consider day trading like nothing happened

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I’d probably go into day trading tbh

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Public speaking on how messed up bad enough to get barred. Worked out pretty well for some of the Enron guys

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I’d go into day trading, but like nothing happened 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I would start day trading, but I don’t think I could shake the feeling that something happened

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I think I would just get more into day trading, nbd

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I'd probably take some online courses with Dave and then jump right into day trading like nothing happened

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Black tar heroin

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I would just get into day trading like nothing ever happened.

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Same bur cant tell if y'all are sarcastic

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Have a dance party! Attend bartending school (tbh probably gonna do that part anyway). And then who knows. Public accounting is not my first career so I've got options.

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Unemployment office obviously.....

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