What would you say to Aliens if they spoke English?

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“130k for a M3 in TC, Denver. Sound about right?”

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Are you a legal Alien? Do you have a VISA?

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Stop bursting out of people's chests pls

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If you're staying at an SPG property you get an extra 500 pts a night if you opt in for Green Choice

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"Did you know that Deloitte is harder to get into than Harvard?"

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Please don’t judge humanity on the basis of people named Trump

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I don’t, do you?

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“Learn French, otherwise you’ll have a hell of a time dealing with Africans"

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Do you travel with a Tumi bag and Noise Cancelling headphones? ... B/c I do. 😂😉

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Want to have a beer with me?

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Welcome

Thanks

We’ve been probed

I find it curious you felt the need to clarify “if they spoke English”...

Because they probably don’t

So then you wouldn’t say anything? How would you know whether they spoke English?

It’s too crowded here, Get the fuck out,maybe?

I offer you this track suit as a gesture of our good will

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